Ignition switch? Nah, we've got WD-40 and a lighter.

"Light you bastards, LIGHT!"

"And not with a whisper, but a roar, did come the fireworks."
Movie: The sights and sounds of War! (1.4 Megs)

The scary part was the unreliable illusion of safety that physical objects provided.

I should point out, however, that 3 fire extinguishers were on hand.

Look! Up in the Sky!

"OOOOOOH! aaaaaaaaah!

One last-ditch effort to light all the remaining fuses.

After the dangerous fire, we built a nice little one nearby.

"Cheers! To dead pig and blasted treetops!"

But at the old fire site, the launching platform was burning up the remaining rounds.
Movie: Funk and leftover Fireworks (1.4 Megs)

Vortex... drunk and content.

Did I mention the crazy redneck? The drunken truck chase? The shotgun in the face or the bloody face of the local boy? I'll leave that for another time.
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