Lieutennant Cottingham... Announcer with arms.

YES PLEASE! "I'll take the lot"

I want a dragula, too!

Kelly Brockman hosting the Costume Contest

I think that "assimilating" like this is illegal in the state of Alabama

There is something primal and appealing about evil women.

"Just you wait... the best is coming up..."

Uh, YES PLEASE! I'd like a second helping.

"I see ya baby... shakin' that skirt..."

"Muh Mamma raised me on beer-n-booze"

chawmp!

Ren-Fair refugees in a Den of Sin

It figures that an employee of my former company is a member of the Imperial Guard.

This was before the virgin sacrifice later in the week

Speaking of Virgins... oh wait... that's Lana...
hubba, hubba... lock me up and throw away the key!

On a Final note, there was this guy at the halloween party dressed up as Michael Myers from the Halloween movies. But instead of walking around and having a good time, he would just stand in place and look across a room without moving. It got downright creepy at times. You'd turn around and see that figure just WATCHING you. Kudos to whoever that was, because there wasn't a single employee of One that you didn't seriously creep out at one point in time or another.