Behold! Red Eye... the man with one red eye...

Tasha and Meredith wear wigs made of true human hair.

"Lower.... lower.... lower... yes, Andrea... right there...

Good looking man, crappy clothing line... go figure.

Andrea NEVER comes to my bar anymore.. it was nice to have her in.

"See that guy with the camera? I heard he's a narc..."

Sonny changes his mind, and decides that yes, there is a god.

I never knew Kip was from Brooklyn.

"No... No... keep your seats. Everything is Ooooooh-Kay!"

"Jennifer! I am NOT an ventriliquist's dummy!"

Wilson gives us a serious look

And Stephanie gives Wilson a serious kiss...

I'm not done, check page two out.