So on Friday, we wandered back to the homestead and watched the new Peter
Pan version that got released. I kept trying to tell Wendy that the subliminal
message behind the Peter Pan story is all about Peter and Hook both wanting
to get the girl, but she always poo-poo'ed me... I think this version changed
her mind. Especially after I showed her the James Barrie information I read
out of Uncle John's Bathroom Reader... Mr. Barrie was a little on the weird
side... and I don't think he liked the manly men. Anyway, we crashed rather
soundly, then staggered out of the bed on Saturday to begin a full days rounds.
See, everyone has been so excited about us going out that they all way to
meet either her or me. Additionally, since Wendy rarely gets to Huntsville,
we figured we should stop by Jeff White's son's fourth birthday party and
give the little bugger a gift. After all, he DID help us carry wood around
when we built The Monstrosity. So we downed gallons of Java and headed out
to be silly.
We had dropped by Walmart the night before to pick up a gift, and were really
proud of our acquisition: A spiderman webshooter with multiple projectiles...
suction cup darts, foam tipped darts, a watergun, and !a silly-string shooter!
Yes, we are the evil people who buy cleanliness threatening toys for our friends'
wee ones... but Hey! WE would have wanted it! And once the presents were open,
it was the main present that the adults wanted to arm the little hellion with
send into the yard! But yes... we are bad... and will get our just rewards.
On the way in the door, Connor walked up to me and said, "I'm having a bad
birthday!" I replied awestruck, "A bad birthday? really?" He smiled back,
"Yes" and walked us into the kitchen. It took me a second, but then I noticed
all the batman streamers and plates and hats... and my misunderstanding cleared
up.
I laughed at the idea that his present was bigger than he was!
Check out bulky Spiderman! He looked like he could beat up ALL the other action figures.
See! Everyone was laughing and trying to slip the evil glove onto Connor! It wasn't so evil!
This is Karen's new little girl... but... ummm... I forgot her name.
That afternoon, we dropped by Denny and Georgia's so that they could meet Wendy. Fortunately, Steve and Debbie were out seeing Brad Pitt in a skirt, so we got to see Julia as well. I dunno what it is about that little girl, but she's my buddy. And I love holding her and bobbing around the room. But, she does seem to have a teething issue, so now her name is Droolia. Anyway, we hung out there for a couple of hours, chatted up the other parents, and got to discuss some con ideas with Steve. It was a nice afternoon to sit on the porch and chat... hooray for lazy days.
Speaking of lazy, we really wanted to go home for the afternoon and drop dead for a while, but there were more engagements to attend. First off, we had to head up to Angie and Joe's to wish Jenn and Jay a happy stay in Mississippi. I figured that since they were the second consecutive couple to meet and marry from my party, that it was my duty to see them off... plus, I had to show off my new girlfriend a bit... heh... Fritz and Shannon rounded out the crew, and we drank some beeyaz and watched the lights... it was nice... and way more relaxing than I anticipated. I really didn't want to leave, but I had another engagement to attend... a bachelorette party...
mmmmmmm... zebra....
Fritz makes his move.
Joe and Wendy bonded with their music...
Joe broke into some Rush, and I think we were the only three that appreciated it... heh.
So I headed back to the house and got dressed up for the bachelorette party. Pam's sister Trish is getting married this weekend. They had their respective parties on the same night, and while I am good friends with Richard, I had work to do at Trish's party. See, Jeff, Gabe, and I had agreed to be the "adult entertainment"... Yes... we were the strippers.
*sigh* Isn't he just DREAMY?!?!
Did I mention he was wearing Wendy's Tinkerbell panties?
Yeah yeah, the camera was on the wrong setting... but I do have a movie I need to rip and make available.
Trish, Jeff's ass, The penis pinata, and Gabe's ass.... lots of love in the room.
Jeff is also wearing Wendy's panties... Did I mention we danced to "Chocolate Salty Balls"?
Oh, and did I mention the CD skipped, so we were RUSHED! We had to strip in like a minute and a half.
Notice my HUGE bulge... and ignore the toilet paper obviously sticking out the side.
Gabe IS all about the cock.
"Why, hello ladies... did I show you my ass?"
Jeffy replaces his tear-away pants...
I always run into people I know in the weirdest places. Friendship circles intersect in wild ways.
After the stripping, we went to blackout, and hung out with everyone. I was really drunk, really tired, really silly, and really, really, really fawning over Wendy at that point in time. Any girl that can put up with a guy having his near-naked ass rubbing all over women for their amusement can earn my devotion in a heartbeat. So in all that really-ness, I didn't take any pictures. I did steal one from a friend though... heh...
Nah... I'm not drunk.
Sunday
Ok.. the big day was upon us. Time for my girlfriend to meet my mom. But first... coffee... and lots of it....
Mmmmmm... Everything bagel with creamcheese! And good coffee drinks!
Abby investigates the bushes... she wants to be a detective when she grows up.
Off to Mom's... Abby enjoys the convertable.
That is the look of contentment on my dog's face... awwww....
Super Abby! Sorry, I just thought this was cute and couldn't get enough pictures.
Awwww.. they like each other!