"My belly needs a Subway... STAT!"

The funny thing is that we spent half the night making new words to the scary Quiznos song.

I like to chew on girls.

Awww... look how cute! They are getting married in 3 weeks!

"Quick! Drink these big beers before they figure out we're not restaurant employees!"

Lynn and Georgina are my two coworkers at dinnertime... they also run Ability Foundation.

I called the bootie.

My bosses... and my friends.

I frantically wave the white flag of "No complaining about the Scraeders"... but it gets ignored.

The ceremonial dipping of the cocktail waitress.
"Tawana, we'll always have The Turtle..."