"Who here is Irish and wants to drink liquor off this woman's body?"
Brief Explanation: I'm sure you've all been to a bar or club at one point in time that had one of those "Sexy Lady" contests. The premise is simple, a gaggle of girls gets on stage and does their best to make you think they have sunshine hiding in their panties. They play on the desires of the crowd and attempt to eek out a victory by bending, shaking, and grinding better than their competition. The Ms. Fantasm contest is essentially the same thing... minus the dancing, grinding, and shaking... As the crowd at Fantasm is a bit more eclectic in their sexual persuasions, the women in the contest rise to the challenge, and offer a little bit... MORE...for the fans.
The premise is simple... to win Ms. Fantasm, you have to act out your favorite fantasy in front of the audience. Lily's bright idea was to go out and proclaim that her fantasy was to win the contest without having to do a damn thing. Dawn mentioned she could act out her fantasy with a pillow and blankets, "My fantasy is that I'll get to always sleep in."

"My Fantasy is to be a Goddess and to be worshiped from
head to toe..."

Mad Zooey's fantasy was to get a long passionate kiss
from a sexy woman in the audience...
< and yes, that IS our friend Shelly bestowing the
love >
"My Fantasy is to get Kiss marks on every square
inch of my body"

This girl's fantasy was a long detailed account of how
she wanted to be a prison guard, and
one of her prisoners decided to punish her for being
a bad girl... or something...
It's all unimportant, since she ended up topless and
getting nibbled on.

Meghan's fantasy also escapes me at this point in time...
but somehow it involved
Brad Dude, and his pants being around his ankles...
Not that I particularly WANTED to see Brad Dude with
his pants around his ankles,
but it made for good entertainment....
This is the group-sex version of the "I wanna kiss a
female" fantasy..

On St. Patty's Day, this Irish Lass wanted Irishmen to
drink off her body.
Not a lick of Irish in me, but I was the first one up
there, drinking single malt scotch off her nipple!

This is Dawn Marie's Stunt Double... A.K.A. Earl...
and don't forget, "Everybody luvs them some Earl."
This the part where D.M.S.D. Explains she wants to marry
a banker and sleep in every day.

This is the part where Earl explains he'd like to have
sex on the beach in a bunch of money,
and then he was attacked by the Roxbury guys.

Here's the Line-Up one more time...

Welcome the Former Ms. Fantasm, Mystrys, to announce
this year's winner...
MAD ZOOEY!
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