Spencer had been hitting it hard... can you tell?

Fifi searches for some peanut butter.

Carrie decides that Jeff needs a woman's touch... So you provides artificial VD rash to his berries!

It's time for some smoochie-smoochie with Tasha Yar.. hehehehe..

At a more private party, Gina is shocked to see some fellatio in plain view...
"But... but... they can't DO that!"

She is even MORE shocked when the man's wife reports that she gave him permission!
"That's your HUSBAND?!?!"

Poor girl... you can almost hear the short-circuits arcing in her head....
"But... but... they can't DO that!"

We go back to the mattress party, and she promptly hops on Valis for a ride around the room...

Remind me to get a tan... and not get burned this time.

Rubberella and her tasty rubber hot pants....
She looks pissed, doesn't she?

Nobody at this party could get enough of the Violet Wand... ZAP!.

"FREEDOM! FREEDOM FOR MY BALLS!"

Pam and John share a moment at Five in the fucking morning!
Jesus, what the hell were we thinking.

There's something about Mary....

Sometimes, I even think his balls are bigger than his belly...

John picks up the queen!

Drunk, Enthralled, and Socially Appalling... what a team.
I get the best drunk pictures of Spencer... hehehehe

Time for beddy-bye... the sun is coming up, and we did our best to shut down the con.
As best I can tell, we were the last group of people left wandering around.
We rock... Good night.