It's time for me to warn you that things are about to go horribly wrong. In this case, wrong is not a state of failure or problematic behavior. Rather it is a state of oxymoronic distaste. One where the existance of things is tainted with something so disturbing and foul, that the humor level goes through the roof. This might seem a little late to mention, now that I've already shown you pictures of a man sucking his own penis on a bed of nails. After all, that was pretty damn wrong. No, things are about to get more wrong... the wrongest of the wrong. Every time I look at the pictures, I begin to giggle like a hyena and feel the need to call everyone around to come and peek at them. Cruel, yes... but brutally funny.

I'll give you an escape method if you like.. I have put together a page of pictures that excludes all the wrongness. Yes, I was kind enough to think about you, dear reader... Kind enough to offer you an escape hatch from the wacky weirdness that I personally think makes life worth living. So take it if you like... I won't hold it against you.

It was time to hit the parties, so we wandered up to the suites. At Carnivale, they had a peep show going on.

And a "Guess Your Fetish" booth to win tickets you could redeem for drinks.

Ummm... Urrrr.... Ahem.... YES PLEASE!

Pam and Jeffy share some hot vinegary love..

On the backside of the hotel was another party, where gorgeous little bunny girls played with each other's backsides...

Stupid Jeff's Camera... messing up the pictures of the perverted silliness.

It's the wee hours, we're still alive, our drinks are full, and our friend is dressed like a whore.
These are the golden days.

Kira gets her assets artistically augmented...

While Jeff gets his face artistically devestated.
"Dammit! That guy fucked up my make-up!"
He ended up leaving his cell-phone with us.
I hope he got it back.

One can never hug on Gina too much. Especially when she's slowly losing her clothing.

GROUP GROPE!
hehehehehe... I'm touching boobie and inner thigh.
poor Eric... around all these weirdos and just trying to tread water.

At this point in time, Jeff has decided that his daisy-dukes are too confining... so he lets the poor puppies free.

I WARNED YOU! DON'T GROAN AND SAY I DIDN'T!

Gina gets some massage attention from the Fingerman.

Fifi gets into a Huntsvegas sammich....

I have more pictures with this girl... I can't help it, she's fun to hug...

Awwww! Some Ziggy love!

And then I get a backhand for looking at her lady... OUCH!