One should never underestimate the power of a herd of weirdos liquored up to the nines. The costumes that were walking around might not have been the most INTRICATE, but they were definately provacative. After all, what's the fun of being weird among the weirdos if you don't try to outweird them. That's kinda why I like doing the suit thing... When you think about it, nothing is weirder than a well-dressed dork.

This is the most complex thing I saw all weekend... the creepy dead poodle was the freakiest.

Kim and pal... notice I'm liquoring her up with wine...
<Homestar> "I'm smoove wif tha laydees!" </Homestar>

Speaking of ladies.. here's a whole slough of them...
and Dwayne and Spencer

Dwayne puts the smack-down on his crack-ho..

Performing for us this evening was Five Limb Offering... a bizarre performance act that I only experienced from the half-way point..

In this piece of perfection, our good friend Flagg Grigory inflated a balloon in his own anus.
Now I might suspect that some people out here are offended by this point.
Truth be told, that's understandable. With most performance art, you either get it, or you don't.
And I don't blame a goddamn soul for not getting this twisted mother fucker.
But us? We were in STITCHES! We about coughed up lungs.

Later, we got to see him get onto a bed of nails naked... and wait... just wait... it gets better!

Then he reared back... and told us to gravitate towards one side of the audience...

And then we got to watch him suck his very own penis on a bed of nails!

BRAVO! VELICIMO!

Performance Art is good for the soul.

Adam and Mary... the prime example of how small the world is.

I just want to slam a padded mallet onto Jeff's head and play Whack-a-mole.
Sasha and the lovely Laura.

Screw the suits! It's time for shiny spandex and leatha pants! oh, and hot chick.

Pam gets some luvvin' from the Crack-Ho.

He works hard for the money... so hard for it honey.

Diego and Kim...

Sabrina was our new favorite drag diva!

And Gina seems SURPRISED by this blatant grope?